The Amateur Etymologist

Best English ever!

While on a trip to Jeju, Korea, I came across this sign in the lift of a hotel. I just had a to take a photo of it. I don't even know where to begin to correct this. I guess it would help if I knew what it was trying to say!

Just now

Funny how simple English phrases can meaning totally different things to different people. Take the phrase just now. The definition is "a short time ago".

Example: I had lunch just now and bumped into an old classmate.

Seems straightforward enough. But when my family lived in Japan, my father had Japanese colleagues and I remember he related a hilarious incident concerning the phrase just now. He had asked someone if a task had been completed, and the man replied, "Yes, just now!"

Great, thought my dad. He went to inspect the work but found the task not done. "I thought you said it was done," he said to the man.

"Yes, just now!" came the reply and the man proceeded to start the task. My father was bewildered for a moment, and then realised that the other man had used just now to mean, "starting in a short time." I always laugh at this memory. It reminds me that English isn't straightforward and its shades of meanings can trip up even the best of us.

Em dash vs En dash

There are several types of dashes in the English. There's the hyphen ( - ), the en dash ( – ) and the em dash ( — ). What's the difference?

The hyphen is the most common dash. Technically, it's not a dash, it's a hyphen, for there is a 'family' of dashes and the hyphen isn't one of them. But for most people, the hyphen is also called a dash. Most people know where and when to use a hyphen. You use it to connect two words to make it into an adjective. You use it to break up a word that is running to the end of the line and you want to write half on the top line and the rest on the next line. You break up the said word at a the end of a syllable and use a hyphen to indicate the rest of the word is on the next line.

What about the en dash? The en dash is so called because traditionally, the width of the dash was the approximately the width of the letter n. The most common use of the en dash is used to indicate a range of numbers like "6–8 years of planning". The en dash can be used for other sets of numbers like date and time. This is easy enough to write on paper, but gets trickier to do with software. Most people simply substitute a hyphen when indicating a range of numbers. If you're picky, on Microsoft Office Word, you can select the Insert menu, then select "Symbol", then select "Special chacters" then pick out the en dash. You can also learn the keyboard shortcut indicated inside this menu and use that the next time.

The em dash is—you guessed it—the width of the letter m. It is used to indicate an interruption in the middle of a sentence (like in the previous sentence) or used to indicate that a sentence has been interrputed and did not end.

For example: I did not say that you could—

Notice that there is no other punctuation mark and that there is no space between could and the em dash. Also, notice that when the em dash is used in a pair for a parenthetical interruption in a sentence, there are no spaces before or after the em dashes. This actually, makes for an interesting auto shortcut in Microsoft Word. To insert an em dash into your sentence, simply type a word, then without inserting any space type two consective hyphens, then the next word and then finally add a space and you will see Word convert the two hyphens into em dashes.

For example type this: is--you guessed 

And Word will convert it to the following when you hit the spacebar after the letter u: is—you guessed 

Isn't that a neat trick?

Humble pie

To eat humble pie means to eat a figurative serving of humiliation, usually accompanied by forced submission, an apology or a retraction. But why is this figurative food a pie?

This goes back the 17th century when poor English folks are a pie made up of the innards of a deer (heart, liver, kidney and other offal.) These inexpensive innards were combined with apples, currants, sugar and spices. Servants often dined on this while their masters dined on the venison.

Some etymologists claim this pie was called "numble pie". Others claim it stemmed from "umble", a reference to umbilical cord, yet another part of the offal. Whichever the case, the pie eventually became "umble pie". And since after the Middle Ages, many English words were pronounced without the initial "h" (e.g., hotel), the dish began to be spelt as "humble pie". This was a fitting spelling as it was a poor man's dish.

To add colour to the discussion, the word humble comes from the Latin word for earth, humus. We usually think of humble folks as being "down to earth" so it's not hard to imagine a pie filled with dirt that you have to eat when you are humiliated.